timcilrath:

Im going to graduate where blink and mcr played so ill be receiving my diploma with their sweat.

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cosmo-kramer-the-assman:

vincent van gogh fuck yourself

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Woman v. The Government

• Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
• Government: No.
• Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
• Government: No.
• Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
• Government: No.
• Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
• Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
• Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
• Government: No.

O mg

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I love the young people

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timcilrath:

True dat

I just really want to make a sex tape I’m like 700% sure it would be the hottest one ever in comparison to every single one I’ve seen

I hate that feeling when you know you’re losing a friend because you can’t even keep a simple conversation going without it being awkward and there’s nothing left to say anymore

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